Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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