if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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