S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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