Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I have post one night stand depression
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