you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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