Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Enjoy the penises
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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