go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
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its like you know when i get waxed
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