Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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