Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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