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i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
you have to choose: penises or morals?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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