playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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