What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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