everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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