D3 body, D1 cock
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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