ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
So vagazzling was a success
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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