It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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