Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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