what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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