Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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