He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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