READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
