I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
i think i just lost a toe
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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