WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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