is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
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