Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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