what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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