glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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