Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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