I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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