i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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