It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Randomize
