oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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