we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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