The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
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