i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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