you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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