Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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