am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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