i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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