I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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