My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Randomize
