Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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