She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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