This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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