Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you will always have a special place in my vag
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Randomize
