the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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