walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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