marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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