and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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