handjob tips. give me some.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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