508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
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